Holy fucking shit!
A new split with Direct Hit!
So fucking legit!
With Tit Patrol too
They're sure to impress you!
Don't know what to do?
Buy this fucking shit
I even wrote you haikus
Convincing enough?
First song by Direct
As catchy as you expect
Will leave yo shit wrecked
It's brain surgery
But it will not leave you stumped
Hey, fuck you! Get pumped!
Mutant Drunk is new
Doesn't sound like their others
It fucks your mothers
No keyboard, just rock
Rigamortis to your cock
Song's nothing to mock
Time for tit patrol
So you all best slow your roll
Listen on a stroll
Fast, fun, and catchy
Really glad it's me and you
Sing along, fucker
Slimming figure, bro
This song will punch your face off
Punker than fat mike
Awesome leads, says me
Delusions; adequecy
The 'of' doesn't fit
Listen to this split
By the Direct Tit Patrol
If names were combined
Download from bandcamp
Both bands have their parts posted
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Like my cool haikus?
I thought you would, dear readers
Love your boy idle
Matthew McCarry
Inspired me to do this
So blame that asshole :D
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